Half Demisemi God

A person who is 12.5 percent god. Most Half Demisemi gods don't even know they are in fact a Half Demisemi god cause no one gives a shit if you are even a Demi God.
The Half Demisemi God in my History Class still managed to get detention 3 times a week and pull out of the class with a D-.
by Whitem@il August 06, 2011
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Jesus Christ mc God

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
by 8zee8 April 22, 2008
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God Damn Millennial

A God Damn Millennial, as opposed to a millennial born in the 1980's or 1990's, is a millennial born on or after January 1st, 2000 and who makes 80's/90's millennial's feel old.
"Which is your favorite Shrek movie?"
"What's Shrek?"
"You god damn millennial!"
by C137 January 02, 2018
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oh god oh fuck

The thoughts of every marginalized individual when they look at a person and they're wearing Trump 2020 memorabilia.

Commonly used in situations where something either inconvenient or catastrophic is about to happen, and in joking.
Brown person: Hey, can I pet your dog?

Trump supporter: (turns around) Sure!

Brown person: oh god oh fuck
by Questionable Doctor December 13, 2020
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re-god-damn-tarded

When something or someone goes beyond being retarded.
"Like, did you just hear what Adam said?"

"Yeah, that kid is so re-god-damn-tarded!"
by Katlyn P May 25, 2007
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Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.
Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!
by Adathorrules January 12, 2012
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