two hands

indicates that the speaker believes a person/people or character(s) could/should be in a non-monogamous relationship

Do you ship Peter and MJ or Peter and Harry?
I mean, Peter has two hands...

by guardian.ange December 8, 2023

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.

Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!

by Littlejosh1518 May 7, 2018

Two Face Shank

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship

Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship

by YourBigDaddyWillBeWaitingForU December 22, 2015

[Two Armer]

The follow on of the "One Armer". As with the one armer you wake up next to an unattractive girl and would rather chew your own arm off than wake her - With the Two Armer you chew your other arm off to make sure it never happens again.

Boi, that girl last night was a bushpig!!....a proper Two Armer!!

by Ollie T December 24, 2008

Tennessee two-step

The Tennessee two-step is the act of performing anal sex on a woman who is on the verge of severe diarrhea. The goal of the two step is to have a third partner in waiting that will, via a tag team method, switch places with the man fucking the woman in the ass in an attempt to replace his penis with the other penis and not have any diarrhea fall out.

Tennessee two-step

Last Friday me and Timmy we’re doing a Tennessee two-step on this big chick but Timmy missed timed his placement and now I can’t sleep in my room .

by Archibald P. Biggums Esq. November 13, 2020

Abba Two Meals

An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.

"That Abba Two Meals is getting his fill again"

by AbbasSecretary March 24, 2016