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sonic fuck job

Woah dude! Did you hear Poison by Persian Screwdriver its a real sonic fuck job
by Pedro Villa-Vargas June 7, 2007
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blow job

This is when a girl sucks the boys dick.
Carolyn was giving Chris a blow job all night long.
by orky May 26, 2008
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flame paint job

A paint job that is done on a vehicale (preferably truck) which has flames running across the sides. Most typically used by bros on their sick 8 inch. raised trucks with 36 inch tires.
Bro #1: Hey man, did you get your truck raised yet?
Bro #2: AW! I got this SICK 8 inch raise with like 36 inch tires and this awesome new falme paint job on the side. It's frikin dank bro.
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lob job

nub insertion by means of a partial limb or joint.
He was a weird guy, but who knew he was into lob jobbing?!
by william the william July 5, 2005
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Alaskan Paint Job

While receiving a lap dance, the stripper leaves a skid-mark on your leg.
“Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”

“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”

“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”
by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011
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Cincinnati slow job

The act of wrapping cold bacon around the penis and standing in a hot shower.
Jon liked to start each day with a Cincinnati slow job.
" I don't have time for a Cincinnati slow job, I guess I'll just pan fry the bacon"
"That's not a bowl of icecream!, that's a Cincinnati slow job!
by eriktion August 31, 2014
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Job cock block

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.
My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!
by Cheetolife July 20, 2016
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