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Open House

A person who openly and unashamedly cheats on their partner with any willing soul.
"Did you hear that Jeremy homewrecked John and Emily's relationship?"

"No dude you've got it all wrong. He cant homewreck them since Emily is an Open House"
by Chek-apiece September 24, 2023
mugGet the Open Housemug.

House call

When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.
Him: Lets hang at my place?
Her: sorry I don’t do “house calls”
by Devin2264 March 6, 2022
mugGet the House callmug.

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
mugGet the Come to my house or send poomug.

portugal cleaning house

We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.
by IamValid December 6, 2022
mugGet the portugal cleaning housemug.

waffle house syndrome

when you feel like only eating breakfast food

it wears off after eating but in some cases it can be long lasting, peranant, or fatal
by galix August 23, 2021
mugGet the waffle house syndromemug.

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