blue and black dress

the dress is indeed blue and black. if you see different, your wrong :)
there is a picture of a dress going around the internet. some see gold and white, others claim they see black and blue.

"Hey! do you see white and gold on the dress?"
Me: "NO. I see a blue and black dress.

by hermione.granger.tf September 23, 2020

Food blue balls

This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement

My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls

by rayy_02 April 13, 2017

Intellectual blue balls

When you are engaged by an intellectually stimulating lecture/address/speech, or even just an enthralling conversation, and the speaker approaches addressing a topic of great importance to you, but then they abruptly change course and trend into new areas of discussion, leaving you with an overwhelming feeling of frustration and angst.

President Obama: one of the great challenges of our generation is to find an answer to the question about whether Han Solo or Greedo was the first to shoot...

Cletus: OMG, yes, yes, please, oh god, keep going, yes, yes, YES! ...

President Obama: that being said, we must engage in more constructive discourse about important clauses of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, particularly how it will help combat the illegal logging industry.

Cletus: wait, what? Intellectual blue balls...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

Holiday Blue Balls

When you have an important and mandatory event or responsibility that stands between you and a vacation. Can be anything from a midterm the day before Thanksgiving break to babysitting right before Spring break. Usually, these things will happen at the latest possible time they can be offered. One would add "Massive" right before the term if they were being stopped from enjoying a truly epic event.

Shalmi: What're you doing for Winter break?
Jody: Chilling in South Beach, fucking hella bitches, and getting loads of guap. Gonna be sick. But I got a goddamn calc and bio midterm to knock off first. Literally, its the last day of classes.
Shalmi: Damn, n*gga, that's some serious Holiday Blue Balls right there.
Jody: Bet.

by HishamCame November 27, 2012

blue book bulimia

Cramming as much information as possible into your brain right before an essay exam, then writing down everything you can think of during the test, hoping that by vomiting out a huge pile of information, you'll actually get a few facts correct. Bingeing & purging as a method of studying & test-taking.

"How did you do on the test in Poli Sci?"
"I have no idea, but I had blue book bulimia, so maybe something I barfed up was actually right."

by starstattootoo December 12, 2012

blue pants thursday

Blue pants Thursday is a thing for sailors only. Meaning on Thursday we wear our blue pants;) (only if your a sailor thou)

Blue pants Thursday

by Oliviamarie_7 September 16, 2013

mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

by dufbear August 20, 2011