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Fortnite

Yeah, did you hear about the new Fortnite update?
I don’t play that 9 year old dogshit game.
by m4ck1eg4m1ng February 9, 2021
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Fortnite

The gayest game you can ever play. It grew fast then died like a flower. The game is ass.
by PeterGriffinsChin May 13, 2021
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Fortnite addict

It's taking over, Fortnite addicts beware
by FreeSplash January 26, 2019
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Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
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Fortnite

A game used by all guys that have no life. This game takes away the attention of all their girlfriends. It’s a waste of time and as soon as the next game comes in it will be history. All the guys spend their time posting their victories that no one in this world gives a shit about and be prepared to loose your girlfriend after this.
Guys: hey I’m about to play fortnite I’ll text you later

Gf: Dont even text back stay with your stupid game you asshole
by Alois30 May 11, 2018
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Fortnite

by KI ADI MUNDI January 4, 2020
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Fortnite

a completely bland and tasteless turd
by sondonsen June 16, 2018
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