Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.

Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.

by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016

Food blue balls

This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement

My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls

by rayy_02 April 13, 2017

Blue Jay Day

The blue sky on a sunny, clear, and cold day during winter skiing.

See "bluebird day".

Skiing in the beautiful Cascade Mountains east of Seattle, WA, one might say "it is another blue jay day".

"Blue jay" referring to the incredible blue skies above the Pacific Northwest mountains - when it's not raining or snowing that is.

by thehippychick January 5, 2014

little blue men

Midget sized blue men that when you visit their magical world they feel the need to jump up your rectum and explore.

I walked through a door today and one of those little blue men was there, i will never be the same.

by Auther of ur sex tape December 31, 2017

Blue Ocean Wave

1. The mixture of blue Gatorade and alcohol. (usually liquor)
2. A common way for students to sneak alcohol into school.

Kid 1: "Can I waterfall that Gatorade?"
Kid 2: "No, this is Blue Ocean Wave."
Kid 1: "I didn't know you drank at school."

by UrbanDictionary16 December 31, 2014

Triforce blue balls

when you wan't to be a hero but you can't

Dude this game gives me serious Triforce blue balls

by Eccenctricaid July 3, 2020

Holiday Blue Balls

When you have an important and mandatory event or responsibility that stands between you and a vacation. Can be anything from a midterm the day before Thanksgiving break to babysitting right before Spring break. Usually, these things will happen at the latest possible time they can be offered. One would add "Massive" right before the term if they were being stopped from enjoying a truly epic event.

Shalmi: What're you doing for Winter break?
Jody: Chilling in South Beach, fucking hella bitches, and getting loads of guap. Gonna be sick. But I got a goddamn calc and bio midterm to knock off first. Literally, its the last day of classes.
Shalmi: Damn, n*gga, that's some serious Holiday Blue Balls right there.
Jody: Bet.

by HishamCame November 27, 2012