2 high 3 wide

A description of what most men have as a penis erect.

(Hottie) Let me see your dick.
(Me) I’m not showing you shit.
(Hottie) Well how big it?
(Me again) 2 high 3 wide baby.

by Adam Loveland October 6, 2019

2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019

2 legged queef factory

A derogatory name for a female

Im not gonna take no b.s. from this 2 legged queef factory

by Biggciddy713 May 29, 2016

Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.

"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol

by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016

2 girls 1 cup

Any video on the internet that makes you want to reach down your throat, grab your stomach, and pull it out of your mouth.

2 girls 1 cup? Oh! I Love tea parties! Let's watch it! OMG WTF WHY!?!?

by suck a big fat juicy cock January 5, 2017

2 pretty best friends

Nobody knows you have never seen one

I ain't never see 2 pretty best friends

by Keiloni November 17, 2020

Trip 2 da Bahamazzz

A really boring place, but you used sarcasm to make it sound more appealing.
Because as if life couldn't get any more interesting...

Trip 2 da Bahamazzz
Mom: "JIMMY TIME FOR ScHoOl!"
Jimmy: "Time to go for a trip 2 da Bhamazzz... :( "

by ☆【𝕄𝟞ℝ𝕊】☆ November 5, 2020