Miller: Martha, I would love to drop my balls into a tight place.
Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
by stinkbloom November 5, 2011
Get the sink two ballmug. This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
Get the Two-Person Wedgiemug. Istg if you are looking for this word cuz you met a Gemini your friendship will not last lol Gemini’s dont like being out into stereotypes watchu gon do about it -by a gemini lol
by isabellathegeminipoopoos August 27, 2020
Get the Two facedmug. Where any song is slowed down by two thirds of its length. commonly experienced by a lack of proper timing.
Take me to church becomes Taaaaaakkkke meeeee to chuuuurrrch is a common example of Two thirds effect
by JumpingJ January 20, 2016
Get the Two Thirds Effectmug. An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.
by AbbasSecretary March 24, 2016
Get the Abba Two Mealsmug. An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
Get the Two-Way Wipermug. Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
by country bear July 15, 2018
Get the two-legged twatwafflemug.