Cake Bot

When someone steals your Legos at the doctor's office.

You're a cake bot!

by jakethesnak2012 May 7, 2018

Cake

Cake is a yummy food not ass food also you cant take a bite of ass dick face

"This cake is amazing"

by Fuck ass eat cake February 24, 2021

Cake

Easy

That test was cake.

by Save_your_wifi October 9, 2020

Cake

A girl with a fucking good ass you wanna have very good sex intercourse with

Jeffy: DAMN THAT GIRL GOTTA GOOD CAKE

Girl: wanna fuck

Jeffy: Right now

by ThatBigDick45 February 21, 2019

National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

Norwegian Cake

When Kari and Natalya catch up, as a therapeutic exercise they bake a cake and catch up on gossip and ol' times while drinking wine and lemoncello. They often include special ingredients such as the Norwegian mud slide depending on seasonal availability.

Kari: Hey Nat! Want to come over?
Natalya: Yeah, lets bake a Norwegian Cake!

by Peteyg2012 January 11, 2012