clown syndrome

dwarves or midgets and the occasional small doofy person whom are suffering with down syndrome as well

strapping lad "ye gods!what hath that tiny man so ugly been thus afflicted with?"
comely wench "clown syndrome,hath he been afflicted"

by nomis 1 October 20, 2008

girl interrupted syndrome

(this is all for jokes) :))
when a person believes that they’re extremely different & special, and just simply so misunderstood.

they probably listen to fiona apple, lana del rey, or someone else who perfectly captures their sadness.
they possibly enjoy things like vinyls, films (and calling movies films) like girl, interrupted (hence the name), lolita, gone girl, and others.

they may partake in self destructive behavior like smoking cigarettes, drinking, etc.
so really at the core of a person with girl interrupted syndrome, it’s probably just mental illness.
xoxo- a recovering girl interrupted syndromer

gina: hey what’s with alice lately? she’s been acting different and been isolated.
lea: oh, she’s probably just suffering from a case of girl interrupted syndrome.

by meowmeowbeans.org August 15, 2021

Main character syndrome

When people think they're the main character of the world and think all their opinions and views matter and are correct. They believe they can change people and have huge positive impacts on everyone's life just like the main character from a movie or series. Because of this belief, they usually try to be involved in every conflict and in everyone's life instead of just minding their own business.

"Why won't Melissa just stay out of this? She has nothing to do with it"
"She has main character syndrome, just tell her to go away"

"So many people are starting to show main character syndrome on social media these days"
"omg yea, it's so annoying"

by factman11 November 3, 2021

Misfit Derangement Syndrome

A Tiktok cult, that blindly follows the hypocrite known as MisfitPatriot, ignoring he commits all the atrocities he accuses others of.

Brianstars10, grumpyconservative, and bwill123456 all have SEVERE Misfit Derangement Syndrome.

by MisfitSucks March 18, 2022

Mid Laner Syndrome

The MLS (Mid Laner Syndrome) is a trait apparent in mid laner mains in the game of League of Legends.

It is when the said mid laner thinks he is so important that he is going to go take the farm of every other lane, take every kill and even steal blue buffs.

Lethal Guimond took my blue, he clearly has the Mid Laner Syndrome.

by Slummzy July 30, 2020

crazy brake syndrome

when your driving along following a car in front and they randomly hit the brakes for no apparent reason, usually on a long stretch of empty road.

main proponents of crazy brake syndrome are old people and new drivers.

can be shortend to crazy brake in conversation:

person 1: "I followed a car down here, and the driver suddenly got a case of crazy brake"

person 2: "Idiots, need to learn how to drive"

by lictor October 3, 2009

mall cop syndrome

A condition that causes victims to take their menial jobs way too serious, to the last punctuation of the codebook.
Most common in Asian cities like Singapore where even a janitor truly believes any lapse on his part could cause a national security disaster.

Got gum or a vape? Beware the mall cop syndrome is everywhere in this city.

by tehtaz May 5, 2019