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Gay-jizz

A busted-ass beater vehicle with an enormous amount of measurement gauges on it dashboard. Think "rice boy".
"dude, check out that riced out civic over there with all those gayges on teh dashboard - that shits gay-jizz!"
by JayB LeeR Dtee Katmang January 31, 2008
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gay agenda

A political term commonly used to describe what certain segments of American society believe to be an attempt by all gay rights advocates to reshape American society in such a way that straits would begin to suffer some form of descrimination. There is no proof for this, as the overwhelming majority of them simply want to be left alone and be allowed to live their lives as they wish, as is the right of any other group of American citizens.
There is no actual proof that Michael Swift's essay, the gay agenda, was meant to be taken seriously.
by FVZA May 26, 2006
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infinity gay

who ever uses this term is ultimately the gayest no matter how gay the person they accused is
wow both of you guys are infinity gay.
by gay judge October 16, 2008
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Rylan is Gay

If you see a Rylan it is like seeing an old man in a mom van. Rylan will rape you.
bro did you hear about Rylan is gay he will rape you RUN!!!
by masterblaster185 April 1, 2019
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the gay arm

when a person holds their arm at their side so its just kind of bleh. they sort of hold it at a 90 degree angle up near the top of their stomach, and their hand is limp, sort of flailing. you know what i mean? it's like, "omgwtf!"
Josh is doing the gay arm! It looks retarded.
by lolacolabobola December 7, 2005
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gay marriage

A union between two people who live each other.
I don't understand this argument: "IF GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL THEN THEY'LL TURN EVERYONE GAY AND WE'LL GO EXTINCT." The people who use this argument are the same ones who say homosexuality is a choice. Well, that's a bit of a paradox, isn't it? If it's a choice, then how can anyone "turn other people gay"? What... all of a sudden it's contagious?

I understand that the Bible is against homosexuality, and anyone is allowed to hate gay people... but your beliefs canNOT influence government policies. It blurs the line between church and state.

It is not the American way.

The sanctity of marriage, for all those who are worried about that, is beyond repair at this point. People follow celebrity marriages like they're a sport or a reality show, not a holy ceremony. Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez treat marriage like it's a joke. MORE THAN HALF of marriages today end in divorce. Now, is gay marriage really going to hurt the institution?

(Churches and other religious institutions cannot legally be forced to perform gay marriages, by the way.)

Gay people cannot and will not "turn everyone else gay." It is a ludicrous to assume that gays have some sort of hypnotic grip over other people's sexual orientations. There is nothing to fear; homophobes are entitled to their beliefs, but beliefs are merely personal opinions that have no place in our government of FREEDOM. Keep your beliefs to yourself, and let two loving people get married.
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gay marriage

A union between two people of the same sex who love each other. Marriage is a symbol of love between two people, gender and sexual orientation should be irrelevant. However, gay marriage is an issue people are taking up due to their deep-seated religious beliefs and homophobia, which are sometimes one and the same.


"All marriage does is legitimize children, and allow serious repurcussions if you beocme divorced. Gays shouldn't care if they can marry, because they can still love some if they aren't officially married, and they can't have children."

I suppose I should inform the numerous gay parents out there (some of which I know personally) that they're not allowed to be parents. And if this is truth, then you should also deprive gay parents from adopting children which is legal. And I suppose you should take away the privelege of marriage licenses to all the atheists. If gay marriages are sacrilegious, then so are married atheists. And you should take away all the marriage licenses of all of the heterosexuals who married with no intent to reproduce for whatever reason (physical, emotional, financial, personal, etc).
I cheered on gay marriages at the Civic Center of San Francisco.
by Akasha Tsang March 2, 2004
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