D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016

d-thinking

The day after getting a dick pick looking at it atleast 2-3 times (or more) in one day

Jenny: what happened with that guy last night
Stacey: well after I left the club he sent me a dick pick and I've been "d-thinking" all day
Jenny: oh that good huh?

by UnicornDEFINITION13 May 30, 2016

D to S ratio

When you grade a girl on whether or not she is hot. Date to Sex.

Your a D to S ratio 10:8.

by Poop da Shmoop May 13, 2016

D'wock

A person who will do work, but in the rapper's point of view, when in real life, they do no work.

Person 1: yo, did you hear Rihanna's new song "work"
Person 2: don't get me started with that shit, she's a "D'wock"

by Dickshmack May 16, 2016

d'preez

Male person who turned homosexual during his teenage years

He is such a d'preez.

by peterpan123 May 25, 2016

D&D dice roll

This happenes when a two or more people have played dungeon and dragons* for an extensive amount of time and make jokes of rolling d&d** dice in real life.
*a table game
**short for dungeons and dragons

Hey we are late to class! Who goes in first?
Lets all role a d20* for initiative
Did you just do a D&D dice roll?
Yep.
* d20 is a dice used in dungeon and dragons that has 20 faces

by finvincible July 26, 2016

D-Trumped

Liar, compulsive liar. Untruthful, fabricator.

I was D-trumped last night

by Milesthe1 August 15, 2016