A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
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I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!
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A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.
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