Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House

Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.

by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017

you picked the wrong house fool

ah shit here we go again

If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

you picked the wrong house fool

by anonymous February 16, 2022

House

Anywhere you can sleep, including sofas, floor, benches, and many more exciting pl es

I live in a house

by FattyBattyDingDong August 10, 2021

Rowan House

Rowan House is a person that probably needs rehab. Dyes their hair 14 different colors a week. Fucks around with crystals 'in shit. Probably blames shit on there zodiac sign.

Your acing like a Rowan House with all them damn crystals 'in shi.

by Luck_Goldy October 12, 2021

Dose house

Dose house is a home that isn’t complete, filled with people that don’t live there & generally doesn’t have hot water or electric.

“They’ve been here 6 months and they still haven’t laid the carpets down, dose house.”

“There is a child locked in their room, dose house.”

“No food in the fridge, dose house.”

by 420blazeityassqueen October 18, 2018

House Runner

A woman that likes to have sexual interactions with multiple persons. A woman that gets around. Usually the husband is watching due to kinks relating.

Honey, you are such a House Runner, Don't stop.

by FireIceStorm34 December 6, 2024

Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house

I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!

by Cav42 February 28, 2023