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Bartosz's Law

A law which describes the feeling that a Colorado driver experiences when witnessing someone driving poorly or recklessly on I-25, only for it to be revealed the vehicle has Texas plates.

This phenomenon is similar in sensation to Bidoof's Law.
Guy 1: "Did you see the video of the man driving from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes on his bike?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! He's from Texas. Classic Bartosz's Law."
by ProfoundThoughts January 30, 2024
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half-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's husband.
half-co-brother-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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dow's law

states that anything that magically starts working will magically stop working
you can't go home even if the problem seems to have gone away. dow's law says you must fix your code
by jmaug October 24, 2016
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step-great-grandson-in-law

Step-great-grandchild's husband.
step-great-grandson-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.
Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.
by MardoMarket August 2, 2021
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Pay law

Pay law is a a very popular nickname for someone who spends most of his soccer games on the bench. His nickname is so popular that people forget that he has an actual name.
“Pay law begged me to give him 5 mins

-his soccer coach
by Pedri8 November 21, 2023
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Law

No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it.
by ASK16 March 14, 2022
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