National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

moob slap

when a man slaps his huge fat titties while dancing around like a fucking idiot

my little brother was moob slapping at a mexico resort and no bitches wanted him

by glooks46 June 22, 2022

Dunkin slap

The act of dunkin your balls in a recipients mouth with force propelling your cock slapping them in the face

I dropped my shorts and rapidly dropped down to dunk my nuts in her mouth, propelling my length in her face giving her a dunkin slap

by Tommy in hand April 21, 2018

SLAP!

Sounds like a plan!

“Yo, we going to the club after this!”

Response: “Slap!”

by MustangMike7 November 23, 2022

Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

Slap a Wyatt week

During the the first week of October you can slap any Wyatt you want on the face.

Jim: Hi Wyatt *slaps*
Wyatt: Hey Why'd you do that?!!
Jim: It's Slap a Wyatt week

by Wyatt slapper October 6, 2022

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022