by Amanda April 20, 2004
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Get the girl friend experience mug.(noun) a guy best friend is the one man you love to death but platonically.
He doesn’t judge you or cause drama, and he loves you for who you are.
Everyone thinks you and your guy best friend are dating, oddly. But all of the rumors are worth it if he gets to be the one you’re closest to.
A lot of times, you’ll fall for your guy best friend. This is normal. You may fall in love too early or too late. Or not at all.
Just remember, he will always be there for you.
Don’t lose him.
He doesn’t judge you or cause drama, and he loves you for who you are.
Everyone thinks you and your guy best friend are dating, oddly. But all of the rumors are worth it if he gets to be the one you’re closest to.
A lot of times, you’ll fall for your guy best friend. This is normal. You may fall in love too early or too late. Or not at all.
Just remember, he will always be there for you.
Don’t lose him.
by ...bytemeh January 4, 2019
Get the guy best friend mug.Someone amazing, who is always there for you and who cares about you a whole lot. They are incredible and wonderful, and they are the best person in your life. They are the best. They are fun and nice and smart and witty and funny and interesting and astounding, and they bring so much happiness.
by Lauren224 April 5, 2017
Get the best best friend mug.The only successful way to get out of the friend zone. This passport is an invitation extended by a female to a male friend she's attracted to letting him know it's okay to cross the "line" (of friendship). She will somehow set the guy up to make the "first move" usually by heavy and often obvious flirting she may downplay if caught in public. Seldom will she be straightforward about her feelings but will drop enough clues for a guy to trip over. This passport is normally available for a limited time only. The longer the friendship lasts, the less likely a friend zone passport will be granted. Note that these passports must be granted, not applied for. If a guy puts in an "application" for a friend zone passport it's almost always denied and leads to a deportation to the estranged zone- a place worse than the friend zone, worse than being a complete stranger.
When are you going to finally ask Monica out?
Who knows? I'm still waiting for her to give me a friend zone passport. I'm such a "nice guy" and "good friend" and you know how that goes.
Wow! I hear jerks don't have to wait long for one.
Who knows? I'm still waiting for her to give me a friend zone passport. I'm such a "nice guy" and "good friend" and you know how that goes.
Wow! I hear jerks don't have to wait long for one.
by Doublestuff December 9, 2008
Get the friend zone passport mug.Imaginary friends. People who simply don't exist. A bit like Facebook friends. Named for the fact that Pork Scotch has no friends at all because he is such a complete twat.
Monk: So who's coming to this barbecue then? Pork Scotch's friends?
Dad: You're talking stupid. Pork Scotch doesn't have any friends. He has Pork Scotch friends.
Dad: You're talking stupid. Pork Scotch doesn't have any friends. He has Pork Scotch friends.
by Lumpbag August 15, 2009
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