shitting lipids

What happens when one person eats over 200% of their Daily Recommended Value of saturated fat. Also can be used to describe imminent failure, or fucking up bad.

Casey was shitting lipids after eating an entire pint of Haagen Dazs.

"I'm just shitting lipids over that DSP exam," proclaimed Casey, as he knew that his grades would plummet him into disaster.

by Zorba November 13, 2003

Shit Weeds

The weeds that result from the planting of shit seeds.

Person #1: I've said it before and I'll say it again, when you plant shit seeds you get

Person #2: Shit weeds?

Person #1: Shit weeds, right Randy.

by Mr. Leahy January 27, 2010

Paper Shits

The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.

"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"

by Syndo September 24, 2009

shit dot

adjective: (1) to engage in a shenanigan involving at least two offenders and one victim (at a time) where one of the former two restrain the latter and the remaining one squats over the victim, applying his (or her) buttcheeks firmly against the victim's forehead and proceeds to squeeze out a minute portion of a turd so that the victim is left with a small brown (color may vary) mark on the forehead thus having administered the shit dot. (2) a vulgar act of flitatious terrorism.

They were left with no alternative than to shit dot him right there in the kitchen.

by James Gibbons October 9, 2006

shit flick

A film that is COMPLETE and TOTAL SHIT due to reasons that include, but are not limited to:

- a terrible script
- horrible acting
- foolish directors
- portraying a waste of talent
- promoting idiocy and ignorance

A: My DVD collection's sick!
B: What're you talking about?
A: I got like, 500 movies, man!
B: Yeah... 500 shit flicks.

DANG!

by haxico July 28, 2011

shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

by eeyun June 16, 2008

shit fetish

Shitting in another persons mouth or face

Taking a dump in someones face

by Shitty Mac Chaf December 24, 2003