When life turns off the “flow” all at once, like every bill, glitch, and unexpected expense crashing down on the same day…leaving you standing there like, “Who shut off my blessings?”
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Get the throwing random water bottles mug.Moon water is what it is called when two men find a pig, take it to a field , strip naked , and happily sing the “ABC’s” to it while they balance on a tin can and the pig circles them both - under a full moon .
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I was there when this term came into existence. It was used as an insult in a Fortnite Creative match. The insult was “you come across as the type of dude eats hotdogs out of the package and doesn’t was his hands” and as a result leaving behind the smell of dog water on anything they touch. It is now used to describe someone who is bad at the game.
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