When an otherwise straight man of considerable financial means has a close, live-in (usually masculine) gay friend for camaraderie, shared hobbies, garage time and the occasional, casual sexual dalliance. The House Gay is generally a "kept man" and is lodged in a guest house or separate wing of the home from the man's primary partner.
by TheHemingwayGay June 19, 2025
Get the House Gaymug. 
When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.
by Devin2264 March 6, 2022
Get the House callmug. When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
Get the Come to my house or send poomug. King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.
by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022
Get the English Cream Housemug. A 1992 classic by Frank Ski that played at the Baltimore clubs.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.
by gregben February 27, 2022
Get the Whores In This Housemug. when you're reading fanfic and a lake house is mentioned at any point in it, you know you're about to get fucked up
"Chris could see Ethan sitting at the edge of the dock, legs dangling but not touching the water due to how tall the structure was." aw shit.... here we go again, it's another lake house trope
(taken from the "the lake house" by iohs on ao3)
(taken from the "the lake house" by iohs on ao3)
by x_cosmic April 20, 2022
Get the lake house tropemug.