Daniel

Referring to a backstabber/person talking randomness.

"Would you quit being such a Daniel and tell me the truth."

by NotTheRealGuy August 26, 2023

daniel

a man who spends long hours on the toilet having diahrrea while singing 'all star'

"daniel's coming, block ur ears and nose before he starts shitting and singing the shrek song"

by applebeast August 31, 2023

Danielating

I want to danielate all over you

Danielating is where you grab a daniel (dildo) and stick it up someones mouth forcefully

by Pugothy September 4, 2023

Daniel K

He goes by the name Dan the man or Dk (donkey kong) His first name is Daniel and last name starts with a K and normally is called daniel k if there are 2 daniels in the friend group but he dosent mind. Hes a great man hes always managed to be 5 to 10 cm taller then you. Normally if theres 2 daniels in the group daniel k is the more calm and isnt crazy one of the group but both daniels are smart but we all know daniel k is the smartest even tho there is some other smart kid part of the friend group that flexes, but daniel k is the smartest of the group hes really kind and just different to other daniels he has a lot of rizz and he should be in your top 5 friends otherwise your a terrible friend hes always there and you should go to him for advice because he may not give the best advice as some of your other friends still go to him, he could get many girls even if he doesnt want them and doesnt want a gf till later on, he is also hansom and is a really cool friend to be around and many more wonderful things about him

(this isnt a daniel k writting this)
Guy: Yo daniel k my man
Daniel k: whaats up g
Guy: look at those really hot pretty girls your rizzly why dont you get one
daniel k: i dont need any girls yet but i can help you get your crush
Guy: omg rlly tysm, btw why do u not like any girls i swear youve never liked anyone
(examples are endless)

by anonymous September 8, 2023

Daniel Fetish

A person who really.

really
really
appreciates the existence of daniels

ಠಿ_ಠ
i see you

"Did you know he has a Daniel fetish?"

"yeah, it's honestly pretty obvious"

by cocoa165 September 13, 2023

Daniel

a thin and short guy, but actually strong. has dimples, kind, a fast runner, plays footy mainly, but could play any sport if you taught him, and really funny. has the cutest smile and his classmates call him danny boy, daniel or just danny. doesn’t matter if you a girl or dog or any kind of creature, he can probably have a long conversation with you and at the end of it, you’ll want to hear more of what this guy has to say. most daniels have extremely clear and soft skin, and only use water and a very old and maybe expired moisturiser. also the name of 2 guys i’ve had crushes on. (this is #1)

Person 1: damn daniel has really clear skin!

Person 2: i know right?! he actually won the genetics lottery!

Daniel: *washing his face with drink tap water and putting on some old-ass looking moisturiser*

by vvv_143 September 15, 2023

alice and daniel

alice and daniel are the hottest couple around. they are the best looking couple to exist. they’re also extremely sweet and nice and also highly successful and popular. typical dream couple

woahhhh look at them, they’re such alice and daniels

by fallingforyou11 September 16, 2023