Wet

One of the wettiest wets out there (Aka Tbwet) One with the pulse vibes, sick car jolls in the garage and f**cken rollies boiii #wetiest #TipsyWetBrothers #vibes

Damn he is such a wet... I can't stand being around him

by Wettiestvibs November 3, 2018

greasy wet boy

Two dudes dressed in salad dressing start rubbing each others thighs in a fierce competitive game to see who exuberant the essence of life first. Whoever produces the semen first has to eat the other players salad dressing drenched clothes.

Me and Adam played Greasy wet boy after our church reunion. Let’s just say Adam isn’t having any Italian dressing anytime soon.

by Tyler Zapp December 10, 2024

Wet Nelson

Like a wet Willy, but in the nose.

I gave Johnny a Wet Nelson earlier

by SavageSara February 22, 2021

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

Wet bow

You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.

"Do you know what's a wet bow?"
"No, what's that?"
"Let me show you"

by Adam Rifler February 2, 2025

Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

wet popcorn

when you cant pay for your movie theater popcorn so you result to sexual means of paying

you cant pay for that. you're going to have to give me wet popcorn

by Chhhhhhheeeeeessssssseeeeeee January 11, 2018