Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class
Both guys: let's get em.
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class
Both guys: let's get em.
by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020
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Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?
by Mitlander May 9, 2020
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Get the National Little Dick Day mug.June 25 is celebrated as National finger a nerd day , one this day nerds are to be fingered deep up their prostate and made to get orgasm
A: Hey fatty .... Tonight we three are gonna have a nightout . Wanna join ?
B: surely , how can I refuse an orgasm ... I know what you're gonna do with my prostate after all it's national finger a nerd day .
B: surely , how can I refuse an orgasm ... I know what you're gonna do with my prostate after all it's national finger a nerd day .
by Texas68 June 25, 2020
Get the National finger a nerd day mug.National boy friend day will be on august 8th to celebrate your boy friend and how great they are and how much they are appreciated unless they are a controlling bitch
by Jaida Beard 😬 August 1, 2020
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A day solely dedicated to the utter and unabiding hatred reserved only for the incalculably strange and perverse individuals who are addressed as ‘Leo’
A day solely dedicated to the utter and unabiding hatred reserved only for the incalculably strange and perverse individuals who are addressed as ‘Leo’
by MC SQF DAD August 20, 2020
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