Austin Green

Austin Green is the definition of a top tier boyfriend. He has the most dreamy eyes like if you were too slowly let the chocolate sauce freeze on top of ice cream kind of brown. He might not be the most talkative person when you meet him he might not even like you but if he lets you in and cares about you he turns into the most goofy nerdy soulmate a bitch could ask for. He is the perfect balance of immature and intelligent, ie: he will build a lego set with you and know the history behind an obscure reference to the set. He loves to love you even if you don't deserve it

Cynthia: I need my Austin Green to cuddles with me.

by ElizabethCynthia June 19, 2022

Green

Green is a word that puffs use. It is a word that means weed, but calling it weed isn’t cool in this day and age. Green can be smoked or bucketed

Yo my bruv, pass over the green
Things are about to get fucked up

by Ajdjcjenx June 11, 2019

The greens

The greens a kids show,
Romance
Comedy
And chaos!
It’s a kid show about farmers on disney plus

Person: Nancy green is a milf
Another person: I know, right
the greens

by Smack my ass like a drum November 17, 2021

Green

The most uncreative color

"Green is not a creative color."

by Jasper Montgomery April 11, 2023

Green Wipe

this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.

Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.

Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"

by Webster 's Profit December 6, 2010

AJ Green

MVP

Dude you’re the real AJ Green!

by LA#4 September 13, 2018

bengee greens

Noun:
1)A roll of American currency that is primarily made up of one hundred dollar bills.
2)A common word used by pimps in the process of receiving money from "they hoes."

"Ay, bitch! Where my bengee greens?"

by Grant White March 31, 2008