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Fortnite

The game that more addictive than fricking weed and the game Will ruin your teachers career because everyone failed instead of listening how to do math
Mom please let me play fortnite for 2 more minuets I’m going to get battle royal
by Catgirllover June 8, 2018
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A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
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just bunch of sperm trying to survive and winning over the egg, then suddenly you were born
tbh fortnite was a good game until you came along and ruined it for everyone

"i be flossin I be flossin"
by like you@ March 4, 2019
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A fatherless kid, who has no life experience.
Fortnite kid's are gay!
by ugherughuh February 6, 2023
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Dogshit game and if you play it your gay
Hey I play Fortnite. Ok gay piece of shit
by Apexgod1928 July 20, 2020
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by KI ADI MUNDI January 4, 2020
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a completely bland and tasteless turd
by sondonsen June 16, 2018
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