Fat Cunt Face

When someone has a unbelievably punchable face. A face begging to be punched.

'Lucy really does have a Fat Cunt Face. If I had my bike, I'd cycle over there and punch her in it!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016

with my fat willy

a way of communicating with your mom it replaces the word yes

mom - hi son would you like some fun games to play son - with my fat willy

1 - do you like playing

2- with my fat willy

by how much are condoms October 31, 2019

cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.

Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.

by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020

A Fat Juicy Truck

A truck that can be considered fat and juicy

"I would love a fat juicy truck."

by The fat juicy lemons September 5, 2021

Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 1, 2021

Fat Little Tuba

A Tuba that is so big you cannot see what is in front of you while playing it

Fat Little Tuba Fat Little Tuba Fat Little Tuba, where did everyone go?
Other Musician: To the left!

by pbbts October 10, 2012

fat nigger coon

a fat nigger coon is someone who is morbidly obese, coming from african or west indie descent (black).

“oi marley you fat cunt, your parents are fat nigger coons!!!”

by bombaclat nigger May 14, 2023