Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.

Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.

by jtronication October 23, 2009

chocolate bannana bouquet

When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!

I gave that bitch a chocolate bannana bouquet for valentine's day!!

by B-radicalz September 24, 2016

chocolate soda

diet Dr. Pepper

"I want chocolate soda please"

by Big Gramma G September 6, 2012

Bacon chocolate

Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS

I love me some bacon chocolate every day of the week

by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

charley in the chocolate factory

Anal

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It’s literally just chocolate on poopoo hole ...

You have charley in the chocolate factory

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

chocolate pecker

A black man's penis. Generally very large.

You are a chocolate pecker!

by Ohmykatebug February 11, 2018