national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno

You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno

You Are Incorrect For Ordering Me To Kiss Beba Moreno

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Poseidon's Kiss

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.

The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.

by naked jen November 02, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.

she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.

by lee Harvey Oswald jr July 27, 2024

poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 14, 2023

kiss a junior

On December 10th you have to makeout with someone named jr or junior for 10 seconds

Lip to lip contact with someone named junior for 10 or more seconds. That’s how you correctly kiss a junior.

by 3ergstju October 04, 2021

National kiss an Indian day

January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away

Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.

by A Fucking G/ Indian Jesus January 03, 2022