Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey

Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck

by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021

Kermit Piss

A wack UK fuck who has a plethora of fetishes, some legal, some not.

Kermit piss molested me yesterday

by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020

Piss Green

Adjective

Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.

1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."

by jobrien80 October 01, 2012

Hog Piss

DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.

Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.

by Big James March 10, 2018

piss conversation

When you’re talking to someone whilst taking a piss

1) Me and billy were having a piss conversation the other day. 2) talking to Kat about big animu tiddies and not actually liking them

by MyNamesFuckinDave December 22, 2018

Piss Wit

is when you want to piss on someone with your wit

you are a piss wit

by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020

Dingle-berry-piss cereal

A bowl full of cope

Skiddy ate dingle-berry-piss cereal for dinner tonight. Must’ve choked the 1v5 again.

by NudusRex August 15, 2023