a dirty tree

when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots

Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week

by bissliker211 April 17, 2009

Dirty Wilson

When you take the grip of a tennis racket and shove it up someones ass.

Dirty wilson tennis dirty butt

by tennis star ham March 25, 2011

Dirty Aidan

A technique in which a male has ice cubes placed on his eyeballs while simultaneously having his cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner

My girl pulled out some freaky shit yesterday and tried a Dirty Aidan on me.

by dumb baby bicht April 6, 2020

dirty jackhammer

the act of sticking a jackhammer up ones ass-hole and or pussy. most common on construction sites

DO NOT TRY IF U HAVE HEART PROBLEMS

hey you look board want a dirty jackhammer. awsome

by rstlrkn September 26, 2008

dirty ice

icing a girls facing with semen, the frostier the better

Man that cake boss sure dirty iced her.

by sajamie81 January 13, 2011

Dirty Vinnie

The kind of man that can make the goofiest faces and jokes, but is extremely attractive and very caring, yet won't hesitate to slam you against the wall as he calls you his bottom bitch.

"You still single?"

"No! I finally met a guy and let me tell you, he's a real dirty vinnie."

by BatQuinn April 11, 2020

standing dirty

When you discover there is no available toilet paper AFTER having a poo. Because of the inability to wipe you are 'standing dirty'.

Bob: There was no toilet paper in there.
Joe: Haha you're standing dirty!

by Lucyw September 4, 2006