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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)
Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!
by That bitch tree May 14, 2018
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Black Hole Beer Pong Rule.

At the beginning of the game when all cups are in play if the first cup made is the bitch cup (the very center cup in the middle " leaving a "hole in the middle of all the cups the shooter can try and make his next ball or any balls after land in the "black hole" or the space in the middle of all the cups if the ball lands and stays in the black hole than any and all cups touching/making the hole must be removed as if a black hole opened up and sucked all the closest cups into it. You should be left with the 3 corners of the original rack and nothing else after this shot is made. This also counts and a made cup if there is a balls back, or heating up opportunity.
They really thought I was gunna lose until I hit that black hole and caught back up.

Fuck man I had him trolling till he hit that black hole now I'm behind

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule. Always wins it for me
by Pong dong daddy May 2, 2020
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Handbook Rules

Player defined rules in any kind of game that is meant to counteract unpopular, annoying, or dishonorable play-styles.
Player 1: “oh man, camping is such a dumb and wimpy way to play in Call of Duty.”

Player 2: “yeah man, it’s like totally against the Handbook Rules of COD.”
by The Metal Guy April 8, 2024
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Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024
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dino rules

Dino Rules means so long as no one else present is capable of physically whooping your ass, rules do not apply.
I was at a gathering and only knew few people so naturally I was minding my business, when a total stranger disrespected me, however, we go Dino Rules so I whooped his ass and moved along.
by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020
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Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend
"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"
by Goblox May 4, 2021
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