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May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.
White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male
by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022
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may 20

you: yo will you go out w me
crush: nah
you: its may 20!
crush: oh yea
by morninggirl May 19, 2025
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may 29th

national jana be nice to jana day
i’m gonna be nice the whole day on may 29th!
by yurlol May 29, 2021
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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.
Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"
by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016
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May 19

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.

Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”

Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec
by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024
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