Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

ice

Something that looks like water but it is still.

Bert: Oh the ice is slippery a little bit.
Dad: Uh oh we slippery a little bit.
Fart: Anything is slippery!

by Shotgunner922 April 3, 2019

ice mommy

a woman who ice climbs with you

"man I want an ice mommy"

by TTinyDDancer07 March 24, 2022

Vagnilla Ice

When a girlfiend or Wife leads you on to beleive you will get a sexual favor for a task but does not follow through once you complete the task.

My wife said if i cleaned her car i would get some bedroom action, but she never followed through..... "I was Vagnilla Iced Baby"

by Ronaldo the Great January 16, 2025

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

Ice

usually a playboy and cheater

He is such an ice

by xxxxxsomeone February 11, 2019

ice cream sandwhich

when you shit on a toilet and squish it with the seat

I just ice cream sandwhiched the other teams locker room

by justinballs February 15, 2024