Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating

It is like a monkey fucking a football.

Monkey Fucking a Football by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018

Finger fucking

Finger fucking is the act of some lazy loser moving your cigarettes, lighter ,or cell phone to another location with out your consent.,when you go back to get your items, and find them missing . They never admit to moving the items and let you go crazy looking for them .these same losers will leave their belongings scattered throughout the house for days on end without moving them .

I wish you would stop finger fucking my lighter .

Finger fucking by Margaret1970 October 22, 2019

fucking casual 

when ur but ass naked

when a guy/girl is with the opposite sex and they dont wanna have clothes on which is "fucking casual"

fucking casual by trblonde4 February 27, 2010

fucking bulga 

When on a all night/morning bender and and your friend talks you into doing things you shouldnt do, you say fucking bulga

When the bachelor asks you the next day, "why did you try to snatch me out of bed and throw me in the lake?" You reply, "fucking bulga"

fucking bulga by Two wrongs January 25, 2018

Fucking Fluffy 

Some thing one does when there is nothing to do. Typically done in restaurants when there are no orders are in and all the days prep is finished.

" there is nothing els to do but Fuck Fluffy for the rest of the day."

"TOBAR! stpo fucking fluffy and get back to work!"

Fucking Fluffy by the one and only Tobar March 17, 2009

fucking bleeps 

The vocal reaction you have when you're totally pissed off after hearing one too many bleeps while watching an R-rated film on a "family" channel.

I was really looking forward to seeing this movie, but all these fucking bleeps are driving me crazy!

fucking bleeps by backinbowl February 20, 2010

Fucking The What 

A phrase used to describe something worthy of a "WTF"

Holy shit, that video is fucking the what!

Fucking The What by ohmygaditsaufo!! March 23, 2010