Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.

Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.

by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018

Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.

Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!

by shatteredframes December 1, 2018

Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.

Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.

by Shiggles October 3, 2016

Hot chocolate

Hot coffee referring to sex hot chocolate is the much more tame version known as anal (common slang in Mormon communities)

Hey Jonah I had some wild hot chocolate with this girl at byu last night.

by Meep the man October 8, 2025

Chocolate tunnel snake

When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube

"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

Chocolate Smoothie

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.

Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.

by ismelldinonuggie January 2, 2021