Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
by HPdarealest September 26, 2015
Get the Chocolate Pop Tartmug. When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there
Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "
by Chocsloth November 21, 2017
Get the chocolate slothmug. This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.
by natural born kaners December 25, 2009
Get the chocolate brain shakemug. I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !
by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025
Get the Chocolate smoochmug. by Mebelebe February 13, 2017
Get the Chocolate fucknanamug. this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face
Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!
by AGBurton October 3, 2008
Get the chocolate pretzelmug. Tammy my butthole is throbbing.
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
by G Kett April 7, 2023
Get the Chocolate martinimug.