national emotional damage day

National Emotional Damage day is the day we celebrate emotional damage, so don’t be afraid to sit on your couch and sulk about your miseries!

A: Today is National Emotional damage day!
B: Wanna sulk with me?
A: Ok

by TheEvilPerson April 27, 2023

National save woman day

Woman will be free for once. No men are gonna kidnap little girls and teens, They will be safe.

Unknown man: Come here, suck my d1ck.
Woman/girl: no, it's National save woman day. We get to be free without any men in our way. We're safe on this day.

by Poopoohadstitchedme March 20, 2021

National Kiss Someone Day

Nation kiss someone day is March 27th. Kiss someone!!!

its national kiss someone day, kiss me
*kisses*

by thatpgp March 24, 2022

National boob pic day

Send boobs to someone who you trust and think is funny this is 1 day after national dick pic day.

Emily sent me her boobs must be National boob pic day

by National dick pic day July 18, 2021

National order food day

National food day is when you go on Postmates or DoorDash and order your favorite foods

It’s national order food day and it’s January 14 I’m going to order food

by what’s this again😩🔪 January 14, 2021

National show a tit day

On October 27th, you have to show him your titties. What can I say, take advantage of it lol

Danny - “yo bro did you know it’s National show a tit day?”

Isaiah - “nah bro, thanks for the heads up my guy”

by thetwoinchdestroyer October 27, 2020

National Throw Erik Day

Take your friend erik, and throw him across the room (11/11)

George: Lets throw erik, its national throw erik day!

by jefferystalin November 11, 2020