co-grandnibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Isaac's Law

The idea that anything in the universe can be explained by a 50/50 chance, as it can be either true or false.

"What is the chance that I win the lottery?"
"By Isaac's Law, 50/50."

by maths? more like no May 1, 2024

co-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.

My co-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Khushaal's Law

It is scientifically tenable and ethically sound to assert that an individual characterized by a black pigmentation would engage in theft due to an ingrained cultural inclination.

I fully understand Khushaal's Law now! It's like what my grandfather used to tell me!

by anonymous November 30, 2023

half-pibling-in-law

1- Half-pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-pibling.

half-pibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 28, 2022

pommer's law

Pommer's law states: A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet.

The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.

liberal arts college student: I just read an article that says war is good for the economy, that's why leaders start wars!
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.

by bostoncasey April 27, 2019