J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable

She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.

by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023

Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009

J-Spray

The sexual act of pulling out of your partner just before ejaculation and cumming in the pattern of the Holy Sign of the Cross on their body.

"Be careful dating a catholic, they might J-Spray you if you aren't careful."

by HisHolyHighness September 28, 2015

J's dozen

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.

"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."

by mythosiii March 20, 2021

The J

Abbreviation for the state of New Jersey a term coined by twitch streamer PlaqueBoyMax (aka PBM from The J)

Q: “Where are you from?”
A: “I’m from The J”

by omch5blowin November 3, 2025

j luo

It is something you pull. But later realized you pulled nothing.

Did you pull a J Luo?
Yea man. Got nothing.

by SomeBanana December 13, 2017

PBM From The J

PBM From The J is an acronym meaning Plaque Boy Max from Jersey. PlaqueBoyMax is an successful streamer from West Orange, Jersey, owning a loving, wo

Me: Yo, you saw what PBM did on stream?

Friend: Who is PBM?
Me: Who is PBM? He’s PlaqueBoyMax
Friend: Oh! The snot rocket guy

Me: Yeah PBM From The J, thats him.

by coldtec December 10, 2024