crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug

Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old

by 123sheshe September 23, 2019

caked

To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep

Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"

by fcknstxned September 28, 2019

Beef Cake

When your girl want's the (Cock).

Babe: Beef Cake

Him: :D

by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019

flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

Cake

To have a lot of money

I have so much cake, I don't know what to do with it.
I can buy whatever I want, because of all my cake.

by fabulousbloke December 23, 2017

cake and bake

The act of baking a cake while smoking weed

Holy shit, I had the best cake and bake last night

by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018