Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025

Cake

It could be used in multiple situations

1. Ass
2. The actual dessert
3. Ez (easy)

1. GAH DAM LOOK AT THAT'S GUY'S/GIRL'S CAKE HE/SHE GOT THE WHOLE BAKERY IN THERE

2.- Mom can we eat cake for dinner?

- no stupid you'll get diabetes

3. Man that exam was cake (he still got an F)

by TheWetCheetoPuff May 24, 2023

Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.

Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.

by Lord Poo Poo August 6, 2020

Day cake

A simple cake or baked treat that is not made for birthdays or special occasions.

E.g. Lemon drizzle, sponge, poppy seed, carrot cake etc.

I baked a day cake for tea this afternoon.

by Lio123 February 9, 2018

Cake and Candles

The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.

“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1

“Thank you!” - Man 2

by galactic_426 January 18, 2024

Cake

Being to sweet to a boy or girl that it is overbearing and a bit annoying.

Peter told mike he needs to stop being a cake ass.

by Staph-ron May 23, 2018