to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review
It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."
*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."
*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*
by ?¯\_(ツ)_/¯? December 20, 2019
Get the ...got Cakemug. 
New slang for the sexual position of 69 with the woman on top and she has a squirting orgasm on the bottom partner’s face.
My girlfriend gave me cake by the ocean last night and I’m not sure if I’m gonna get my room deposit back.
by Konekline May 30, 2024
Get the Cake by the oceanmug. t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape
by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 8, 2021
Get the T-cake evansmug. by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020
Get the Strawberry Nonce Cakemug. by JoePapaIsNotValidAnymore February 16, 2021
Get the cakemug. A Xan cake is a specific cake made by Lil Pump to celebrate 1M followers on Instagram that is based off the design of the Xanax pill. It has a specific way of cutting it. The top of the cake features 3 numbers: 5 , 90 and 3 (idk what they mean tbh :/) and on the front, it has "Congrats on 1M" written on it
The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).
The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).
Pump: "This is how you cut a Xan Cake"
Phone: *ping*
Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"
Phone: *ping*
Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"
by キッス マヤそ August 30, 2024
Get the Xan cakemug.