Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

anal snouds

noun.

1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie

Sophie: what's your kink?

Andie: anal snouds

2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him

BoJack: How are you feeling?

Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*

by edelgardbodypillow January 8, 2022

Anal splatter

It's where your anus splatter/bursts open

Me- oh no I went to hard her anal splatter her-(dead)

by Elijah's gay as fuck January 21, 2022

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Anal-ality

A personality in which one is anal

My brother, the chemical engineer, suffers from chronic anal-ality.

by SaraC43 September 21, 2022

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022

ANALE PRINS

The anal prince is a dutch title for a virgin who looses his virginity to another virgin thru anal sex and films it.
It's the highest order you can earn in the Netherlands and Belgium.

Thomas: "Jow er is een nieuwe anale prins in town!"
Marie: "Omg wie? Ik wil hem voor mij hebben."

by ARVI123 September 23, 2022