May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

May 16

May 16 is national let whoever is in your room control your hands day.

This means if THAT special person is over they get to control your hands and you can’t say no.

Me and who on may 16??

by Iljsm May 15, 2024

May 18

May 18
Get nudes day, who ever has their birthday on this day, will receive your nudes

Girl: “hey your birthday’s today?”

Guy: “yeah, it’s may 18”

Girl:*send nudes*

Guy: “thanks”

by Urban definor May 17, 2022

May 24

National ask your crush out day😍

May 24
Best friend: your crush out rn don't be a pussy

by National days222 May 24, 2022

May 1st

The day to send booty pics to your husband or boyfriend to help celebrate may first

It's May 1st you know what that means

by Grim5807 May 1, 2025

May 24

Whoever is born on May 24th is beautiful and sexy they are the best girls in the word and amazing people

She’s born on may 24th?
Yeah
That’s why she’s so pretty

by Abcedefg May 8, 2022

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homies Day. Make sure you show your favourite mofo some love by kissin' em on the cheek, or the lips (No Homo of course)

"Bro It's May 14 today. It's International Kiss Your Homies Day"
"Really? Well in that case get in here bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022