Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)

Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.

by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022

taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".

She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.

by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022

Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.

I went to Taco Bell.

by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020

group taco

Group Taco is when one person bites on one end of a el pastor taco and the other person bites the opposite end to avoid sharing said taco.

Pass me the group taco.

by kvtee June 27, 2019

taco purse

A California CHP’s citation book.

Yo bro I can’t find Shawna’s ticket, I think I lost it in my taco purse.

by CIA Baby July 1, 2024