Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast at our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021

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first co-cousin-pibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

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bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

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Ethan’s law

A mathematical equation meaning 0.999 recuring is equal to 1 due to a third being 0.333 recuring so 3 thirds aka 1 hole is equal to 0.9999 recuring

I used Ethan’s law to figure out if it actually equaled one

by Maverick8223 August 14, 2025

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Brosis Law

The Brosis Law is like the bro code or the girl code. Although the Brosis Law is between a girl and a boy (bro sis). It includes keeping secrets, being the wingman/woman, and helping out in many situations. If someone dishonors the Brosis Law then they have been cursed to being alone for the rest of his/her life.

Nick: You can tell me who you like. I swear to never tell anybody on The Brosis Law.

Meghan: Wow. If you swear on that you can never go back. I guess I can tell you then.

by wildgurl28 March 7, 2015

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