Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Jason's cake

thickest and most scrumptious cake you will ever see.

Adam: WOW, look at Jason's cake. I want to eat it all
Ben: you do you Adam. It does look very good tho.
Adam: I will eat it all

by Nfarrg December 5, 2017

Caked

Noun: The condition of one’s the hair/fur being adorned with ejaculate.

Verb: To cover and imbed another’s hair/fur with ejaculate.

-“That’s a sticky looking puppy, what happened?”
-“He’s caked.”

by Cricket Dungeon December 28, 2021

Cake

cake is a very yummy thing not the ass that is on ud

this cake is amazing

by Fuck ass eat cake February 24, 2021

Patty Cake

Slang for clapping one's hands to a sick beat

I was playing patty cake to old Mcdonald last night. Grand old time.

by Winterleaf September 12, 2022

cake in a mug

The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.

John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth

by Uniquexox November 23, 2014

prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.

Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.

by Casey317 August 15, 2022