Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts

Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"

by anonymous July 4, 2024

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.

"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."

by BigMoneyMiguel November 29, 2015

Yank

A cock. A dick. A penis.

This is a NOUN, not a verb.

Marcy said: I can't wait to jump on Chad's YANK tonight!

by Jazzybeany January 19, 2012

Yank Drank

Taking many hits of Jankem in order to get very high and while high, drinking the remnant shit and piss out of the jar thus increasing your level of high

David: "Bro, you down to do a Yank Drank tonight"

Ishan: " Dude, you know i'm always down for that shit, literally"

David: " Let's get nasty"

by Norse111 December 19, 2012

in a yank

In a hurry or in a rush, usually used when someone is late or when tempers are running high

Origin: Probably Midwestern United States

Calm down, we don't have to be in a yank to get out of here.

If you hadn't lost your keys, we wouldn't have been in such a yank to get to the party on time

by the_belgian_sky October 6, 2020

Yank

A dollar

Yo bro can I get a yank ?

by Chopianna April 6, 2020