Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"

The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.

by GigglyPie January 22, 2009

virtual baby

to give birth to a virtual baby, you have to wait 9 days (signifying the 9 months) and then the child will come through the spirit of the heavens.

wow! a virtual baby!

by virtual baby May 9, 2021

Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Virtual lag

Lag that inexplicably appears on your computer for no reason at all and affects the entire device.

I've been playing my game for over an hour, but now there's some pretty extreme virtual lag.

by electricpants February 19, 2017

virtual mods

Derived from the two words "virtual modifications". Usually used in reference to drastically changing the appearance of an object through a process of digital photo editing.

Bill: "I made this VW Golf look like a Lamborghini!"
Dan: "Now how the hell did you do that?"
Chris: "These are virtual mods I made with Photoshop!"

by virtualmods April 1, 2020

virtual workplace

At work in virtual reality.

He's carved out quite a niche for himself in the virtual workplace.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.

Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"

by PitchPlez May 14, 2015